UnNews:Tommy Wiseau begins production on The Room 2
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4 November 2010
"Film is ma play iz my passion" the Cult director said in an interview with Ben Lyons of all people. “I love movies. My favorite films is Showgirls and Gigli. I want to make another North, which is my favorite Rob Reiner film, better than the shitty When Harry Met Sally.
It is reported that the film tells the story of Johnny from beyond the grave engaging in bestiality with that dog he pet as Lisa begins to seduce Mark into bed once more. Meanwhile Denny will be engaging in necrophilia with Johnny's corpse. Meanwhile Lisa's mother will do cocaine for the first time and Edward Cullen and Bella Swan join the polygamist family of Mike and Michelle, only in this film Uwe Boll will play Mike. Wiseau also assured audiences that Steven will be back, only this time played by Razzie Winner for Worst Actor of 92, 95, and 96 as well as nominee for the century, Pauly Shore. Tommy Wiseau also plans to do a post conversion 3D with this film
Filmmakers and Film Critics alike have responded to the announcement of this bound to be The Godfather Part II of bad moviemaking.
"Well, Jay and Silent Bob's drug shop in San Fran. will be making a lot of money!" Says Clerks director, Kevin Smith.
Could this be the end of film as we know it? The Room Part II is set for release on December 12, 2012