UnNews:Tom Cruise and what's her faces baby some kind of retard or something
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7 September 2006
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HOLLYWOOD, USA -- Fans got their first peek at Tom Cruise, Jr., on the cover of this month's Vanity Fair magazine, and probably the nicest thing you could say about it is nothing at all.
The kid is obviously hideous and inbred, which will certainly guarantee that he should make a fine living as a writer/producer in the entertainment industry, but begs the question: who are this babys real parents? Otherwise, the spawn of these two Hollywood celebrities is not much to look at.
"This is gonna suck, big-time," said the baby's thetan.