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[[Image:Toilet-house2.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Toilet Headquarters [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton Shitterton, Dorset]]]
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'''DORSET, UK''' -- In a shocking new development, the [[Toilet|toilets]] of [[England]] are [[Smelly|revolting]]. After years of repeatedly being shat upon by the entire country it appears that they have finally had enough. We took the following statement from leader of the movement Mr Armitage Shanks:
 
'''DORSET, UK''' -- In a shocking new development, the [[Toilet|toilets]] of [[England]] are [[Smelly|revolting]]. After years of repeatedly being shat upon by the entire country it appears that they have finally had enough. We took the following statement from leader of the movement Mr Armitage Shanks:

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30 July 2008

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Toilet Headquarters Shitterton, Dorset

DORSET, UK -- In a shocking new development, the toilets of England are revolting. After years of repeatedly being shat upon by the entire country it appears that they have finally had enough. We took the following statement from leader of the movement Mr Armitage Shanks:

Cquote1 We have had it up to the top of our pans with all this crap and frankly we have been taking your shit for far too long. Taking the piss is one thing, but un-screwing the urinal from the wall, stuffing it down your trousers and taking it home with you is quite another. We are closing our lids and will not be taking any more of your excrement until the blockage is cleared. Cquote2
The Toilet was flushed afterwards...

To protest, the toilets plan to march from Back Passage, (an alleyway in the City of London) to their headquarters in Shitterton, Dorset.

It appears that the toilets are talking a rather solid position, and drastic measures will be called for. A group of Brownies was sent to remonstrate with the toilets, but they refused to buy their fudge. Police have been called into investigate, but currently they have nothing to go on. This rather desperate news reader will be heading into the woods shortly, and if anyone can recommend a discreet tree he would be extremely grateful.

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