UnNews:Today is Obvious Day
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22 August 2012
HERE, Now -- Hi! I'm writing this article. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thurday. Unless you're reading this on Thursday. Then tomorrow is Friday. I wrote this in 2012. Right now it's 9:22 AM on the East Coast! Now it isn't. I'm typing! This is a computer. Uncyclopedia is a website. Tomorrow won't be Obvious Day. I am currently connected to wi-fi. You are reading this article. I am about to finish writing this article.
- My Brain "[My Brain, My Brain]". Today, Today