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The Intergalactic Boom - More Lies?
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Thursday, July 2, 2015, 13:06:UTC)(
13 October 2009
This latest project involved building massive force fields, indicated by white and red booms, across the entrances to hyperways and intergalactic portals, which can allow through vehicles one at a time. These have however, even after the trial stage in Quadrant VX4, Sector 67, proved not to work as well as we were led to believe. All that is required to pass the barriers are a signature and occasionally the wave of a licence.
Victor Smurkthrooughdt, aged 274, CEO of the Yellow Submarine Shipping Co, said: “All they have to do is make up a licence. It just means that we now have the pirates’ signatures, which is normally marked X, in any case, as they can’t read or write, which is perfectly okay, because neither can the controllers, with the modern generation not being able to read or write,” whereupon Mr Smurkthrooughdt continued to denounce the pronounced decline in education standards.
There have been many protests and demonstrations against both the crime and the rapid deterioration present in our intergalactic highways. Many now ask if this project is merely meant to divert our attention.
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