UnNews:Thai police hunt Khun Gort
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Thai police hunt Khun Gort
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Thursday, June 30, 2016, 21:31:UTC)(
18 January 2008
A police spokesman said "We are seeking information from the public about this robber. We advise the public not to approach him as he appears to be armed with some kind of ray that is capable of destroying the entire planet. Under no circumstances should the public attempt to speak to him as there is a very real risk that you might unintentionally say something amusing and get embarrassed or even vaporised."
The police are also seeking information from the public about the getaway vehicle.
A spokesman said "It was a large silver disk-like vehicle that seemed to be able to fly, a bit like a silver plate or a wok, a big, shiny, metallic airborne plate or wok like thing that can hover. Imagine, if you will, a plate or wok, made out of silver and instead of sitting on the table or cooker it was big and and shiny and flew around above the table or cooker...it was a bit like that without the table or the cooker. We should probably come up with a more catchy description so that the public can remember it."