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11 March 2007

Tehran, Iranaphobia- President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has given his official approval of Tehran`s Gay Pride festival.


Gay people, seen above are to feature hevily in the "Gay Pride" March

Although no official statement has been broadcast by Ahmadinejad (pronounced "Arrck! My Dinner! Jad!") Tehran`s Foreign Minister Rodney Dangerfield said in a official standup act yesterday "Hey, we don`t mind gays marching in Tehran, just along as they dennouce America!"
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Iran`s Foreign Minister Rodney Dangerfield

"Hey good crowd!"

"Good crowd...good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd."

Homosexuality is a tough topic in Iran, a "no-fun" Muslim country. Tehran`s hopes to use the Gay Pride festival to improve its international appearance, and use up its vast surplus of pink tshirts from the 1980s Iran-Iraq war.

"My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section!"

"Hey, Ahmadinejad, he`s a nice guy! We got a new gay marriage policy, its ok for gays to marry, but if they are unfaithful, they get stoned!"

Iran, a country with poor international relations as Mr Dangerfield pointed out. "Iran`s relations are bad, but hey, my relations are a lot worse, my I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens!"

"Hey no respect!"

"Bush keeps saying us Iranian`s should improve our relationships with international neighbours, they say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do, jerk him off too?"

"Bush is some guy, the only American president stupid enough to fall off the floor!"

"Hey I`m kidding! Your alright!"

"Hey everybody! We`re all going to get laid!"

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