UnNews:Taylor Swift: like a virgin
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9 November 2008
HOG WALLOW, GEORGIA -- Taylor Swift says the “rumors of my pregnancy are greatly exaggerated.” First, she maintains, “I’m so ugly, who would have me?” Second, she says, “There are such things as abortions, you know. Ever heard of Roe vs. Wade?”
Swift’s recent boyfriend, Joe Jonas, supported the 16-year-old’s contention. “Hell, yes, she’s a virgin. I mean, like, I’m going to confess to having done it, even drunk out of my mind, with jail bait--especially jail bait as ugly as Taylor is? Come on! I may have been born in the country, but I sure as hell ain’t no bumpkin.” He added, “If Taylor’s got a bun in the oven, I ain’t the baker.”
Asked whether she misses sex, Swift replied, “You don’t miss what you don’t have.”
“Amen to that,” Jonas said.
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