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Taliban leader trolled by Twitter

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7 October 2014


Mujahid sitting on his chair, talking like a smart ass while being too dumb to use his Twitter

SINDH, Pakistan -- Taliban leader Zabihullah Mujahid doesn't only make bombs and instruct kiddies how to hate the U.S., he also likes to use Twitter to update his profile for his followers. Something went wrong though on last Friday.

When Zabihullah was making some Tweets, some of the workers at Twitter turned on his geo-location. Not only was Twitter trolling Zabihullah Mujahid, he was in fact trolling his followers too. He said that he was using his Twitter in Afghanistan, but his Twitter revealed that he was actually in Sindh, Pakistan.

A Twitter user said:

    @Afghan_Rebel @zabihmujahid, maybe Quetta is no longer safe 
    or @zabihmujahid love to spend sometime in 
    Karachi beach. — Sangar Rahimi (@SangarRahimi) 
    October 3, 2014 

Shortly afterwards, he blamed the West for it: "My account has been manipulated. This is a weak conspiracy from the enemy. This is fake and a disgrace. Fuck you Obama. Sangar Rahimi, fuck you too."

Although social media originate from the devil, Zabihullah started using other social media too like Viber, WhatsApp and WeChat, he also recently downloaded WordFeud but words like "Talibanbombguy" and "WordFeudIsFromTheWestDeathToAmerica" didn't work for him, he said.

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