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TZOD UPDATE: The last update

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28 March 2009

LAS VEGAS, Nevada -- It turned out the top secret up-to-the-microsecond information that The Dit and David Nickelfield provided to US intelligence was only top secret up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.

We are screwed.

However, we at UnNews will never rest! Tune in next year for the amazing continuation of our series on The Time Zone of Death (a.k.a. Earth Hour)!

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