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TZOD UPDATE: The last update

Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?

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28 March 2009

LAS VEGAS, Nevada -- It turned out the top secret up-to-the-microsecond information that The Dit and David Nickelfield provided to US intelligence was only top secret up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.

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However, we at UnNews will never rest! Tune in next year for the amazing continuation of our series on The Time Zone of Death (a.k.a. Earth Hour)!

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