UnNews:TV Listing : New Series - The Pedo Files
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19 April 2008
NBC 8 pm Mondays - New Series - The Pedo Files - from Ruin The Show For You Listings
Fox Mulder and Agent Scully get reassigned from aliens to deal with America's burgeoning pedophile infestation problem. Scully steadfastly refuses to believe that pedophiles actually exist while Mulder insists that he wants to believe and that they have to fight the future or some crap like that.
In the pilot episode, Mulder investigates a claim that catbus had stopped molesting children and switched to molesting midgets on the advice of his lawyer since they are legalier. Mulder spends hours tracking several midgets but fails to realize that it is all a trap. He follows one of the little fellows into a dark, forbidding house, where he wanders around, and is eventually anally raped by an enormous black guy in a batman costume.