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Red is for sports. And for red meat. UnNews coverage of the 2010 World Cup has been moved to an archive index. UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. May 22, 2013 09:08 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize "I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods WINDEMERE, Florida -- Scorned Swedish beauty Pippi Longstocking celebrated her divorce from Tigger 'The Stripey Philanderer' Woods today. Her only advice is, "Avoid golfers," but she hasn't ruled out dating baseball players or tennis stars in the future. » Full story Latest sports stories:(more) 8 September Bush to be stripped of Heisman trophy 24 August "I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods 20 August Paul the Octopus retires from retiring 6 August Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo? 3 August Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law 31 July Athlete stripped of medal at the European Athletics Championship 26 July Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix 15 July Tigger Woods claims he loves golf more than sex 12 July Basketball star LeBron James freed from slavery 5 July Amateur wrestler arrested on animal cruelty charges American Right denounce cycling as too French 1 July Baseball discards playoff format Wimbledon TV Coverage Lacking 'upskirt' appeal this year 30 June Tigger Woods 'to be taken to the cleaners' by angry wife 29 June LeBron James and other NBA free agents meet at Chili's, split appetizers 19 June Referees again dictate outcome of match 10 June Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game 4 June Baseball's integrity dies 18 May Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy to meet again in a cage fight NBA Doc charged with unlawfully treating pros 20 April Obama plays golf, as the nation falters 10 April British football manager mentions the war 5 April Eagles finally fire their best player at peak of his career 31 March England lose World Cup 28 March Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes 27 March NFL approves new overtime rule 22 March Tigger Woods says his "bouncy-bouncy" days are over 19 March Boston hockey game features retaliation, fans delighted 16 March Footballer has sex with wife 11 March NASCAR: Carl Edwards gets probation for killing fellow driver 10 March NHL: "Gloves off" in Boston next week 7 March Mike Tyson KO’ed by midriff bulge 21 February Tiger Woods kicks off 2010 Contrition Tour

Write a new UnNews story: Type your desired headline and then click on the button. Read Me First | Style Guide | Newsroom Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix HOCKENHEIM, Germany -- The Ferrari Formula One motor racing team are denying they "fixed" the race in Germany yesterday when their driver Fernando Alonso unfairly overtook his teammate Felipe Massa to reach the chequered flag first. UnNews has exclusive coverage of a conversation between Alonso and his engineers, captured on the Ferrari team radio. » Full story Baseball discards playoff format NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Major League Baseball has announced that it is discarding the post-season format in mid-season. Commissioner Bud Selig announced that the three decent teams, although they all are in the AL East, will be given an automatic berth into the post-season. » Full story Sports on UnNews Audio 8 Sep: Bush to be stripped of Heisman trophy 2:29, 1.71 Mb 3 Aug: Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law 3:12, 2.2 Mb 31 Jul: Athlete stripped of medal at the European Athletics Championship 2:15, 1.55 Mb 12 Jul: Basketball star LeBron James freed from slavery 3:32, 2.43 Mb 1 Jul: Baseball discards playoff format 3:39, 2.51 Mb 19 Jun: Referees again dictate outcome of match 3:39, 2.52 Mb 4 Jun: Baseball's integrity dies 2:12, 1.52 Mb 5 Apr: Eagles finally fire their best player at the peak of his career 2:32, 1.75Mb 27 Mar: NFL approves new overtime rule 2:46, 1.91 Mb 19 Mar: Boston hockey game features retaliation, fans delighted 3:22, 2.32 Mb 11 Mar: NASCAR: Carl Edwards gets probation for killing fellow driver 2:42, 1.86Mb 10 Mar: NHL: "Gloves off" in Boston next week 3:23, 2.33 Mb 21 Feb: Tiger Woods kicks off 2010 Contrition Tour 2.12 Mb

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