UnNews:South Korea's Park stresses over North Korea challenge
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20 December 2012
SEOUL, South Korea --
The North Korean has proposed the conflict between the two countries be settled by a table tennis match between the leaders. Whoever wins the match gets to take over and slaughter as many people as they want.The last time the two nations met for a table tennis match was at the London Olympics where South Korea came out on top but Park doubts her own abilities:"It's been such a long time since I played, I'm not sure I can do it," she said.
However Kim Jong-un is feeling confident, "That weak bitch only became president because she was doing free blowjobs, I can easily destroy her."
- "South Korea's Park stresses 'grave' North Korea challenge". BBC, December 20, 2012