UnNews:South America
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South American UnNews- 75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"
- Brazilian uncyclopedia needs help
- Bush disappointed South America no longer on brink of war
- Bush goes on six day tour of Latin America
- CIA using leprechauns to hook African-Americans on drugs
- Castro letter 'sign of recovery'
- Cat saved from tree
- Chavez threatens to take over Venezuelans' living rooms
- Che's granddaughter exploits him
- Climate Change was Faked
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dead Babies Found in Dirty Dumpster
- Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- Doctor tells Chavez to stop animal sex
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Fidel Castro dead, vows to continue as Cuban president
- Fidel Castro is still alive
- Flaming flatulence rocks military
- Future of the US: Clinton's Mass Evacuations
- Gatorade source contaminated, US economy collapses, Brits follow suit
- Gay men banned from playing soccer in high altitudes
- George Bush arrives in America
- German Officer Killed, Usual Suspects Rounded Up
- Heroic Argentinian poor march for right to be starving
- Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
- Hugo Chavez shuts down TV station that criticized him replaces it with new one staffed by Rosie O'Donnell
- Hugo Chavez to come out with his own PC
- Japan launch really secret satellite
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy
- Media rekindles Natalee Holloway investigation
- Michael Jackson "Does Exist" Shocker!
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- No killing Friday
- Norman Borlaug assassinated by Weight Watchers
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Someone dies
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard
- Summer Travel Guide
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Tree falls in a forest, nobody around to hear it
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- Venezuela's Chavez calls Obama "donkey puncher"
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Woman spared jail after using pet cat as a hair-piece
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
