UnNews:Some guy dies, people sad
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Some guy dies, people sad
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Saturday, August 29, 2015, 17:31:UTC)(
26 September 2011
SOME CITY, Some Country -- Today was a sad day. Not only because some shop down the road closed down, but some guy died.
As the news of some guy's death rocked the airwaves of some radio station, people were sad. "I was understandably shocked by the news", says some guy off the street, "I mean, some people don't always die". But as he learned, some people do.
Not much is known about some guy, except for the fact that he is a guy, he
has had pubic hair, he liked some girl, and he died of some overdose. Some people standing nearby assumed that some guy's arch nemesis, That Other Guy, had murdered him.
Some guy's funeral will be held at some church on some day next week. Don't be late.
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