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28 October 2008

Daniel Cowart

Obama '08!!

PENSYLVANIA- Two white supremacists courageously saved the senator's life from a charging deer during Obama's presidential rally this morning.

Neo nazis Paul Schesselman 18, of Helena-West Helena, Ark. and Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn, inadvertently saved the presidential hopeful's life by crashing into the deranged deer during the rally with Cowart's Ford Tacoma. The two men were planning to drive cross country, hoping to elope in California.

"I first met Paul over a month ago on eharmony. I realized we both had certain qualities that made me crazy about him; our love for hunting, our delicious bodies, and of course our 'white power' stuff, ya know? That's why I am voting for Obama." said Cowart while chewing on a slim jim.

Obama thanked the heroes personally, and mentioned them in his speech later that day. "These two gentlemen, with their infallible determination and ideals, represent what America is all about."

Skinheads saving Obama's life is not a random occurrence, says political pundit, Holocaust denier, and former wizard of the KKK, David Duke. "If anything, I think skinheads, neo nazis, and KKK are all for Obama. I mean, just look at his policies; they scream political change, both fiscal and social equality, and more money to the working class. I mean, that just hits all the idealogical views of our radical philosophy. I can say without a doubt, I mean this incident alone typifies it, that Obama will be a strong contender for radicals and the southern states as a whole."

Supporters from the McCain Camp, however, were less than enthusiastic. After hearing about the charging deer incident, McCain accused Obama of deliberately angering the deer in his speech: "This shows how low Obama will go to get voters. Angering a deer so a bunch of rednecks can save his life? That's just more of Obama's cronyism at it's finest."

Hoping to get more radicals onto the McCain ticket, convicted cop killer and orator Mumia Abdul Jamal and Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam, are planning to speak later this week during one of McCain's Rallies, giving their support to the senior senator.

Obama's next stop will be at Klan gathering over in Mobile, Alabama.

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