UnNews:Singer John Martyn Dies After Collision With Solid Air
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Singer John Martyn Dies After Collision With Solid Air
Straight talk, from straight faces
Thursday, July 30, 2015, 17:06:UTC)(
30 January 2009
By: UnNews Staff Reporter, Lanarkshire, Scotland
Folk singer and guitarist John Martyn died today after his car collided with particularly solid air.
A spokesman for the UK traffic police said:
"It just goes to show that driving without due care and attention is a road to ruin."
A spokesman for fellow dead musician Nick Drake said:
"Nick will be with John now so that when they lie him down he has a hand to hold"
UnNews' celebrity reporter Blaze Flashtart caught up with the ghost of the not yet dead Keith Richards who said:
"I used to love getting really fucked up with John Martyn"