UnNews:Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
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11 March 2010
SINGAPORE, Singapore –- The Royal United Singing Republic of Pores (aka Singapore) has refused to grant a visa to Gookshi, the 14th Maternal Nephew of the Dalai Lama, to avoid irritating China, according to Singapore’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Gookshi, the Dalai Lama’s sister's 14th son, aged 2 years, was due to participate in the three days Inter-racial Children’s Festival and play with new and interesting toys and recent kids books in Singapore, capital of Singapore on March 15th.
A spokesman for the Singapore Foreign Ministry said: "Singapore will support the Children’s Culture Exhibition, but the visa request of Gookshi, the Dalai Lama’s 14th Maternal Nephew had been denied. We have a long-standing policy of not letting any person use Singapore as a base to criticize or undertake political activities to hurt other countries."