UnNews:Sinaloa Dance Cartel member held
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28 May 2014
CHIHUAHUA, Mexico -- One member of the notorious Sinaloa Dance cartel has been held for planning “Dance Actions” against Mexican military targets in this northern Mexican state, as authorities annouced the first such arrest in years. Then they returned to listening to "DJ Girl" by Katalina.
The Minister of Dance and Public Safety said the man was detained May 23rd but released few details, adding that the Minister prefers small-waisted women, coconut daiquiris, and long walks on the beach.
The detained man was identified by his dance name “Fajitas”. He is well-known within the exile dance community of Cuba as well as Jokerz Comedy Club in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where he goes on open mic night on Tuesday, 8-11 pm, 1 drink minimum, $2 cover charge. Free street parking.
“Fajitas” claimed he was busting moves on orders from others with a history of dance mililtancy. Authorities presume this is the work of Alfredo “El Hoochie Coochie” Suárez. Leader, Feared Overlord of the Dance.