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Sinaloa Dance Cartel hiring fair
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Thursday, February 11, 2016, 21:35:UTC)(
30 May 2014
Join Our Dance Team! Come Grow With Us! Can you Tango? Do you know the Samba? Does your Uncle like your Cha-Chas? Can you bust an Electric Slide? Do your friends tell you you do an awesome Funky Chicken? Can you whip out a Roger Rabbit at a moment’s notice? If so, the Sinaloa Dance Cartel is growing and we need your skills and experience for projected Dance Offs this summer! Our Cartel provides integrated and coordinated primary, prenatal, renal, and pulmonary health care for the whole family under one roof. Come to our Hiring Fair and join the Sinaloa Dance Cartel today!
We are currently hiring the following positions:
· Purchasing Manager
· Associate Attorney
· Parking Valet
· Director of Financial Aid
· Safety Representative
· Customer Service Phone Agents
Qualified applicants are invited to our Job Fair on Dec. 21, 2015.
Attend online to learn more about featured opportunities. Talk to recruiters in a public or private chat room setting and submit your resume at the click of a mouse. Attend in person! Spend the day at an in-person job fair and you’ll have a chance to meet recruiters, dance, eat baklava and drink Raspberry Cider, play Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, and win prizes!
You bet your caucasian male ass between the ages of 25 and 40 that we’re an Equal Opportunity Employer!
- Adam Bein "Ask not what the Sinaloa Dance Cartel can do for you, ask what you can do for the Sinaloa Dance Cartel!". NPR, August 1, 2015