Sheep Marriage legalised in Wales
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Friday, December 7, 2018, 09:28:UTC)(
11 November 2017
|This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.|
The Welsh government has officially legalised marriage between sheep and their farmers, with all the rights and benefits of a human/human relationship. Furthermore, farmer/sheep marriages may extend to the farmer's entire flock if he so wishes. Sheep pride parades have been organised in celebration of the legalisation and will commence next week.
After waiting and pushing for years for the right to marry their beloved sheep, Welsh farmers are overjoyed with the recent news. One farmer told one of our news journalists:
"Rwyf wrth fy modd â'm defaid gwaedlyd gymaint. Mae hi mor rhywiol!"
A small muslim community in Wales is now pushing for goat marriage in light of the recent news.