UnNews:Serbia-Montenegro win FIFA 2006 wold cup
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Serbia-Montenegro win FIFA 2006 wold cup
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Monday, March 19, 2018, 22:52:UTC)(
7 July 2006
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Most Commentators have held back on commentating, so as not to be seen to be biased. Statisticians the world over have been poring over the results, and have concluded: "who cares, I'm a statistician, not a football nut, let me get back to re-configuring my Unix Kernel."
Australians who witnessed the event have blamed the win on Luis Medina Cantalejo, the Spanish referee from the Australia-Italy Round of 16 game, one was heard to quip "At least the Italians didn't win, where the bloody hell were they, the softcocks? a dingo ate my baby"