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Scientists baffled by missing energy source
Truth doesn't "live here" — It's just camping out
Saturday, May 27, 2017, 19:31:UTC)(
13 March 2007
Atheistic scientists are struggling to find an enormous source of energy that the Theory of Evolution predicts should be there. "It's too hot for any of us to work on this problem" said Dr. Malcolm Practice, wiping sweat off his forehead due to the 97°F weather. "While most people are out there getting a tan, we have to work on this insane problem of where the energy comes from. We keep working from daybreak well into the night, hoping the solution will dawn on us."
The main problem is that in order for a system to go from having more entropy to less entropy, an energy input is required. Unless there is an energy input, the second law of thermodynamics means that entropy will only increase.
Creationists everywhere are celebrating what they see as the downfall of evolution. Dr. Faye Kerr said, "Jesus wins, like always! I'm going to work on my tan. The truth is, no energy source exists. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it by now."