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Scientist prove that this is NOT Sparta(aaaaaaaaa)!

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2 October 2008

-- Scientists have proven that this is not Sparta(aaaaaaaaa)!
This is sparta

No it is not.


Recently, it has been proven that this is not Sparta. Many people are shocked at this. Leonidas has called a press conference this Friday. When asked about their discoveries, the scienetists replied: "I'm just as surprised as you are. It certainly LOOKED like Sparta. But when we tested it, it showed that the "Sparta(aaaaaaaaa) ns" supported freedom, when the REAL Sparta(aaaaaaaaa) has slavery and if there is freedom there shouldn't be a king. Thus disproving everything."



This signed would have been helpful to our staff BEFORE they were killed.

We sent in dozens of our reporters, but they have not made contact since they went to Leonidas asking for a simple offering of interviews and pictures. When we sent in millions of our staff to arrange a set for a conference, they found a huge wall made of our reporters. The staff was subsequently massacred by the hidden Sparta(aaaaaaaaa) ns.

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  • wji14 "[ Scientists prove that this is NOT Sparta(aaaaaaaaa)!]". 10/2/08, October 2, 2008
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