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Russia Switches to new Currency, Economy Booms
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Tuesday, September 1, 2015, 10:23:UTC)(
21 December 2007
Soviet Яussia Switches to New CurrencyMoscow, Яussia-- Today in a surprising move by Russian President Vladimir Putin, the Holy Supreme Independent Empire of Mother Яussia announced it will be changing its official currency from Rubles to bags of shit. The move came after Mr. Putin was informed George Bush that he was gay. Said the Яussian
The immediate effects of this radical switch are still unknown, though some go so far as to speculate that Яussia will use their newfound economic security to create world peace or even install indoor plumbing in the Kremlin (Yes Vladimir that's right! You no more have to be taking shit on floor of
cardboard box office!).
Note: Author of article for to be thrown into slavery camp by glorious soldiers of Vladimir Putin. Anyone who is to be writing further capitalist bullshit will for to be shot. Long live Мать Россия!!!
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