Ronald McDonald invades Nazi Germany to find it is not there
Where man always bites dog
Friday, December 7, 2018, 02:58:UTC)(
16 May 2007
"I don't understand!" said McDonald, "I have been planning this rally since 1944, and when I finally get all the kinks out of it, no one is here? What the hell did I miss?" When asked how he felt about this, McDonald proceeded to eat the balls off of three reporters in sheer anger of the event.
He ran out of the building shortly afterward in a fit of anger and frustration, and ran to his expensive condo located in Beverly Hills, and began his two week Booze-Fest.
As our next step we contacted McDonalds HQ to ask some questions about the current state of Ronald McDonald. To save us some time McDonalds actually called us, just before we called them
McDonalds: "Yeah, hey mario, I'd like three double cheese pizzas, hold the mayo."
McDonalds proceeded to hang up the phone. Damn pranksters. Because we have not been able to contact McDonalds, or Ronald McDonald we are currently unable to tell what will become of this beloved child icon, and Nazi leader.