UnNews:Robbie Williams back in rehab after becoming addicted to wierd pseudo-rap lyrics
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14 February 2007
UK Pop sensation Robbie Williams was last night in rehab after admitting to becoming addicted to injecting poor attempts at Stoke-on-Trent accented Hip Hop raps into his increasingly weak repertoire of material.
It was his recent single "Rude Ducks (fancy a Cornish pasty?)" that was the hat that buckled the horse's mouth. The single contained such nonsensical rap lyrics as,
"Don't mess with my Rude Ducks, my trousers are worth a loada bucks"
It is thought that his obsession with rhyming for rhyming's sake and the lack of any coherent meaning to his lyrics has contributed to his increasing addiction to talking a load of old stuff and nonsense in his songs. "It's all well and good singing shite but when you talk shite the paying punters do tend to notice," said former Spandau Ballet frontman Limahl yesterday. The former 80s heart-throb knows only too well what Williams is going through, as he went through a highly public battle against an addiction to strange shuffling dances.
In a statement this morning Williams said, "Hey don't be shy, if you put a pickle on it I ain't gonna cry! When I check outta this jail you'll be running away from from my verbal hail. PEACE Y'ALL!"
Robbie Williams' new album "Word to my mothers YO!" is in the shops next month.
[edit] Sources
- BBC "R to the O to the B (etc)". BBC, Feburary 14, 2006
