UnNews:Rival gangs battle to a draw in Waco
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Rival gangs battle to a draw in Waco
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18 May 2015
Notably, the free-for-all that then spiraled out of control was not instigated by the Justice Department, ATF, or a charismatic Christian sect of televangelists from a warehouse-sized church, and Bill Clinton did not blame it on Rush Limbaugh.
The violence erupted shortly after church, at a strip mall near Interstate 35, after members of rival gangs gathered at Twin Peaks, a chain that specializes in scantily-clad women. One of the gangs, the Sinaloa Dance Cartel, suggested that the group move to Hooters, a chain that specializes in scantily-clad women. That led various members to caucus in a bathroom, bringing their tools, including knives and firearms.
Minutes later, about 30 bikers clad in black walked into the Flying J Travel Center, which does not specialize in scantily-clad women, but only flapjacks, gasoline, and showers. They sat down but abruptly got up and left, according to fully clothed shift manager Darhonda McFarland, who told the Waco Tribune the experience was traumatizing. The bikers left no tip even though McFarland brought water and menus. Five minutes later, a SWAT team arrived, searched the restaurant, and questioned people in the parking lot who looked like they might be bikers. They didn't leave no tip neither.
- Nomaan Merchant "Waco on guard after biker gang shootout leaves 9 dead". Associated Press, May 18, 2015