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25 February 2006
|2006 Riot Olympics - Worldwide|
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- France really outstripped the field this year, a surprise packet that powered on and on to take the gold Molotov.
- Pakistan rioted all week over the news that they had outrioted India, and why not? They deserve to.
- Denmark: putting a run on near the end, Denmark surprised all with a stunning finish
- India consistently ranks in the top 5 with strong performers in all disciplines
- Saudi Arabia excelled in flag burning and random beatings with a solid government sponsored representation
- Another former powerhouse on the decline, Ireland lacked participants with most of its big names turning profession and joining organised crime.
- The super power China struggled this year in comparison to its golden days of Tiananmen Square.
- The United Kingdom put a good show in the car rolling but was as usual disappointing.
- Australia did well in the running riots discipline, making a welcome return after a number of years out.
- The USA's performace over the history of the Riot Olympics has been inconsistent at best and this year was no exception.
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