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Recently discovered "blob" the biggest thing in the universe
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30 July 2006
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EARTH, Milky Way Galaxy -- Scientists say they have discovered the largest known thing in the universe: a blob. Scientists first discovered the blob after a team of astronomers made the Stubble telescope, which for years has only looked to the left, look to the right for the first time.
"Ze' blob'z 'ze lawgezt ting tu be dezcovered," said one French astronomer, "Ze' French governmint intenz tu zend a man zere, rivawling ze Emericanz pooting a man on ze' lunar surfece."
The blob, which is 200 million light-years wide and only a few hours away from Uranus has been appropriately named, "Charles".