UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
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Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015, 17:42:UTC)(
2 April 2011
LONDON, England -- The al Qaeda rebels in Libya are right in the middle of a life or death civil war led by NATO against the unsavory megalomaniac, Moammar Gadhafi, who is still in power. But in spite of this the rebels had time to establish a new Central Bank of Libya and form a new national oil company. Perhaps when this conflict is over those rebels can become time management terrorists.
A bystander who is completely unqualified to speak on the subject told the media, “What a skilled bunch of
savage rebels – they can fight a war and occupy abandoned territory during the day while simultaneously creating a new central bank and a new national oil company at night.”
But isn’t forming a central bank something that is supposed to be done after the civil war is over? According to Illuminati mastermind, Alfred E. Neuman, the Transitional National Council (al Qaeda central) has, “designated the Central Bank of Benghazi as Libya’s sole monetary authority competent to print currency in Libya, with headquarters in Benghazi.”
In spite of all the fighting and chaos the rebels felt that it was very important to get pesky matters such as control of the money supply out of the way even before a new government is formed. Of course it is safe to assume that the new Central Bank of Libya will be 100% Osama bin Laden owned and 100% controlled by the newly liberated people of Libya, the al Qaeda
So how did these western-backed Libyan terrorists manage to meet and negotiate with Goldman Sachs and other globalists to form a bank? Did the globalist bankers give the terrorists any ideas? Most people don’t realize that the previous Central Bank of Libya was 100% state owned. Which means it was essentially under the control of Moammar Gadhafi.
But now that Libya is going to be free, the new Central Bank will be run by Libyan terrorists solely for the benefit of terrorists. And it is probably safe to assume that will also be the case with the new national oil company. All things considered, al Qaeda never had it so good.