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Purpose Rain falls on Harvard campus

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27 May 2017

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Prince, his purple heart full of new lyrics in the Garden of Eden. Zuckerberg, by comparison, wore a gown for commencement despite being a drop-out.

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts -- Commencement remarks delivered by Mark Zuckerberg to an audience in the rain at Harvard University here were obviously inspired by great, deceased lyricist Prince and sent in from Heaven.

Climate scientists at Harvard, who study the colors of rain and recommend new international agreements, state that Zuckerberg's speech was inspired by an angel of Prince, who escaped his purple coil exactly 400 days ago last Wednesday.

The speech aspired to give everybody a sense of purpose, just as the new song lyrics express, because Prince wrote the song, imagining that Zuckerberg would have sung it at Harvard instead of delivering his speech.

I never meant to cause you any troll show
I never meant to cause shit storm pain
I only wanted one time to see you singing
I only wanted to see you dancing in the purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the purpose rain

I never wanted to be your weekend eater
I only wanted to be some kind of friend, hey
Baby, I could never steal you from Twitter
It's all my fame our friendship has no end
Purpose rain, purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
I only wanted to see you drinking from the purpose rain

Honey, I know, I know, I know times are passin'
It's time we all reach out for something new, that means you too
You say you want blond leaders, but you can't seem to make up your mind
And I think you best forget them and let me guide you to the purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
Purpose rain, purpose rain
If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come click thumb-up hand
Purpose rain, purpose rain
I only want to see you, only want to see you in the purpose rain

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