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Prostitute Union Formed
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19 May 2008
<WASHINGTON- Today many congress was shocked as Nancy Pelosi informed congress of the newly formed Prostitute Union. She explained to congress that a representative of that union would like to speak to them. Hanna Montanna, a known Prostitute, joined Nancy Pelosi at the floor and explained to congress that the foremost concern of the newly formed Union that prostitution was made legal in all 50 states.
"Prostitution is illegal in many states. This leaves many of us out of a job. Some of us are arrested for our practices the discrimination has to stop. Now who wants a blow job! Only $50!"
Her speech was received with mixed emotions. Some congressmen clapped politely, some were fumbling for their wallets others stared around nervously unsure of what to do next. Nancy Pelosi took the stand again and further promoted the cause of the Prostitute Union. After the congress was dismissed Nancy had this to say.
"I cannot believe in America that we are so discriminatory against certain professions. This is America and prostitutes have the right to sell themselves on the streets if they want to!" She then climbed into her Limo along with Miley Cyrus who did not ride the taxi back to her hotel.
While some later commented about how America's values were dissolving others admitted that Alex made "some good points" One congressmen said the $50 was well spent.
While it is to early to tell what impact it may have on America's future, we can tell that this is going be a heavy debate in the coming months on capital hill.