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24 October 2013


Prince George was ready for his first royal appointment.

LONDON, United Kingdom -- Prince George of the United Kingdom made his first public speech at a ceremony in St.James's Palace. His Royal Crawler waited until his parents Prince William and Kate Middleton, grandfather Prince Charles and great grandmother Queen Elizabeth II gathered to hear him utter his first words.

"I would like to thank my family for turning up to what I understand is a 'Christening' in the Anglican Communion. Now, I expect all of you will be long gone when I am crowned King George VII in 2140. I do hope our family will carry on benefitting from our position as Britain's leading family. Now if everyone can excuse me, I need to take a shit in my nappy."

Prince William said he was very happy to hear his son be so 'forthright' in his opinions. He admitted that when he was George's age, his biggest demand was to have his toys put back in his pram by the correct palace servants.

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