UnNews:President not eaten by grue

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25 February 2007

"'Washington DC"' - Breaking news came from Washington today regarding President George W. Bush and the grue the idiot keeps in the closet he still won't come out of. Last night, he tried to take the carnivorous little beastie for a walk down to the local Republican Party bar to talk to a cow, and didn't bring along his leash, his Grue Control Device, or his Extreme Sarcasm, mainly because of his case of cranial rectalosis. As a result, seven conservative politicians were devoured by the ravenous creature in a cloud of well, you can guess. The cow was not harmed, largely because it has a rather greater IQ than the President.


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