UnNews:President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
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President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Saturday, October 1, 2016, 02:31:UTC)(
20 July 2006
Washington DC, United States: President George W. Bush announced today that he would veto a law that would devote Government funds to the huffing of kittens. He made the announcement while playing with 52 kittens in a fluffy bed. "I will not allow scientists to huff kittens and use them to prove the Theory of Evolution," he said while pawing at a ball of wool with his best friend Snuggles.Nancy Pelosi, the Democrat House Minority Leader denies that her party had ever proposed such a bill. "Someone must have misheard me" she said, "the proposal was to snuff chickens." Mrs. Pelosi's secretary has been sacked.
(Note that Mrs. Pelosi's secretary is actually a sack, so sacking the sack was rather pointless.)
(Hmmm if the person doing the sacking was a sack, and a sack sacked that sack... My head is beginning to hurt.)