UnNews:President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
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20 July 2006
Washington DC, United States: President George W. Bush announced today that he would veto a law that would devote Government funds to the huffing of kittens. He made the announcement while playing with 52 kittens in a fluffy bed. "I will not allow scientists to huff kittens and use them to prove the Theory of Evolution," he said while pawing at a ball of wool with his best friend Snuggles.
(Note that Mrs. Pelosi's secretary is actually a sack, so sacking the sack was rather pointless.)
(Hmmm if the person doing the sacking was a sack, and a sack sacked that sack... My head is beginning to hurt.)