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'''[[Vatican City|VATICAN CITY]]''' -- [[Pope Benedict XVI]] said on Monday that the continuing sexual abuse scandal in the [[Roman Catholic Church]] had reached a ''“degree we should have only imagined!”'' He suggested that the Church must reflect on its trysts, rather than just continuing them. ''“There must be a lot of [[erotic]] experiences for the priests to reflect on, and no one ever got in trouble for [[Fantasy|repentance]],”'' the Pontiff stressed.
 
'''[[Vatican City|VATICAN CITY]]''' -- [[Pope Benedict XVI]] said on Monday that the continuing sexual abuse scandal in the [[Roman Catholic Church]] had reached a ''“degree we should have only imagined!”'' He suggested that the Church must reflect on its trysts, rather than just continuing them. ''“There must be a lot of [[erotic]] experiences for the priests to reflect on, and no one ever got in trouble for [[Fantasy|repentance]],”'' the Pontiff stressed.
   
''“We must ask ourselves what we can do to recall as much as possible the erotic dalliances that have already occurred,”'' the pope told the Vatican hierarchy in a pointed [[Christmas]] message. ''“We must ask ourselves what was the most erotic adventure in our whole Christian lives. To allow such things to happen and then simply be forgotten is a complete waste; and to repeat them is a [[crime]]. So fantasizing on past experiences is the only practical solution to the costly legal settlements.''
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''“We must ask ourselves what we can do to recall as much as possible the erotic dalliances that have already occurred,”'' the pope told the Vatican hierarchy in a pointed [[Christmas]] message. ''“We must ask ourselves what was the most erotic adventure in our whole Christian lives. To allow such things to happen and then simply be forgotten is a complete waste; and to repeat them is a [[crime]]. So fantasizing on past experiences is the only practical solution to the costly legal settlements,”'' the pontiff continued. ''“And in many respects fantasy is even superior to the experience itself.''
   
''“The most overlooked aspect of abuse is the fantasy of remembering the highly charged sensations,”'' the pontiff said. ''“And in many respects fantasy is even superior to the experience itself.”'' When UnNews asked the Pontiff if he was in any way sanctifying [[masturbation]], His Holiness begged to differ, and suggested that we refer to Father Anonymous' Book, “[[UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines|Choirboy Abuse Guidelines]],” for a clearer understanding of that unmentionable topic.
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When UnNews asked the Pontiff if he was in any way sanctifying [[masturbation]], His Holiness begged to differ, and suggested that we refer to Father Anonymous' Book, “[[UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines|Choirboy Abuse Guidelines]],” for a clearer understanding of that unmentionable topic.
[[Image: Priest-abuse-manual.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Illustrated guide for priests]]
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[[Image: Priest-abuse-manual.jpg|180px|left|thumb|Illustrated guide for priests]]
   
 
In recent years, investigations in [[Ireland]], [[Germany]], [[Belgium]], [[Netherlands]], [[Canada]] and even in the civilized world have found that many clerics had sexually abused [[children]], and the church hierarchy was often found to have encouraged such mundane practices through a feckless policy of cover-ups. The Pope recognized the problem as one of the main factors shaping his opinion that predators be ordered to fantasize on past abuses through reflections [only], such as sharing [[sexy]] stories over the popular abuse-fantasy network, “choirboys.xxx”
 
In recent years, investigations in [[Ireland]], [[Germany]], [[Belgium]], [[Netherlands]], [[Canada]] and even in the civilized world have found that many clerics had sexually abused [[children]], and the church hierarchy was often found to have encouraged such mundane practices through a feckless policy of cover-ups. The Pope recognized the problem as one of the main factors shaping his opinion that predators be ordered to fantasize on past abuses through reflections [only], such as sharing [[sexy]] stories over the popular abuse-fantasy network, “choirboys.xxx”

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