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Police raid gun shop; find guns
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Thursday, October 27, 2016, 11:02:UTC)(
14 June 2011
SASSAFRAS, Alabama -- Police in Sassafras, Alabama raided Big Abe’s Guns Guns Guns and Erotic Novels last night, a franchise owned by American Lead & Erotic Novel Distributors Inc. Police say they were looking for guns, and upon entering the building found themselves surrounded by many guns.
The store owner, Big Abe, claims, "I asked if I could help them, and they said, 'Sheriff’s department! We’re looking for guns!' To that, I said, 'We have a lot of guns.' 'So you do,' he said." The police then left.
The sheriff’s department later confirmed that they had raided the gun shop after being tipped off that there were guns there. They gave no further comment aside from confirming that they found guns.
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