UnNews:Playboy finds true love at last: Pie

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13 September 2007

One of those typical playboys at work

SEATTLE, NY - As we all know, Playboy are natural humans that love having sex with other females or gays A LOT. But one Playboy finally find his only true love: Pie

Drunkard who attacked him. Has yellow skin and is bald. Wanted for attacking James... Even though he's dead.

"You may not believe me", says Ex-Playboy James, "but I seriously do love Pie." It all began last week when James just had his sex with a Blondie. He was walking into a dark alley when all of a sudden, a drunkard pulled him and was searching for money, he frisked him like a drunk monkey on a very ripe banana. "He was searching me, I don't know, guess it's some Duff beer" said James, "Then, Pie saved me by smacking herself to the drunkard. It was a large "D'OH!" from him and he died."

After the fight in the alley, they dated for some time. "She was remarkably beautiful and no woman can ever replace her,", said James "we had the best time together. We watched some great movies and some scary movies too! We also played some DS Games and other arcade games." Some days ago, Pie proposed to James and he agreed. They just married in 6th July 13:13:13. We wish them a good and happy marriage.

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