UnNews:Pirates looking forward to Steelers' training camp
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12 July 2006
PITTSBURGH -- With the 2006 All-Star Game behind them, members of the Pittsburgh Pirates say they are "very excited" about the start of the Pittsburgh Steelers' training camp on July 28. "I know they've lost Jerome Bettis and Antwaan Randle El, but I'm certain this group can bring home another Super Bowl title," said Pirates outfielder Jason Bay. "And thank God Roethlisberger's injury wasn't serious; they might have had to give up before the season even started." Bay said he plans to follow the Pirates until September, when the Steelers "will take up all my sports time."