UnNews:Pig Mask Army Has taken over China
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29 May 2009
The head of the pigmask mask army Fassad had this to say " Quite easy really, all we had to do was bribe the people wih fancy Happy boxes, Oh and the Goverment? we brought them Mcdonald's and they let us do are shit. After we gained their trust we nuked them!"
The United Pigs of America president Porky Minch as well had this to say: "Heheheh Retarded Commies theey should have saw this coming, I mean we did the same to Russia and North Korea YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD DO SOME SHIT , but no, they didn't....... By the way, did I mention that were gonna do the same to Canada?"
Nobody else has gave two shits to what's happening.