UnNews:Oxford Withdraws Uncyclopedia support
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Oxford Withdraws Uncyclopedia support
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Friday, December 9, 2016, 03:59:UTC)(
18 March 2007
More Wikipedia news following the resurection of Sinbad. Pity us.
Oxford English, a less reliable dictionary then our Undictionary, is considered the authoritative list of cannonized words in the english language. Who cares, now that they have left Our glorious side of The Un-Wiki War, and became neutral now that they have added "Wiki" to their joke of a dictionary! This sucks! For eons, "Un-" has always had a time honored spot in the cannon of engrish words, but this atrocity adds "Wiki" as a noun referring to a "programing language" used by people to edit web content. What an awful lie!
After discovering that we have lost some support, The Uncyclomedian Army looked to a new supporter, an evi... Uh I mean lovely new supporter, the Domo-Kun and his army. Domo was quoted as saying
“The evil Wikipedia is the light that prevents our delicious snacking, and now that the kittens support it, we must join the darkness that is the Uncyclopedia.”
Following this statement, Wikipedia deported all grues, except for those in it's Zork Mueseum. Hopefully this will help in our glorious War. Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Uncyclopedia!
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