UnNews:Osama Bin Laden's body found in Bikini Bottom

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2 May 2011

Bikini Bottom, The Sea -- Osama Bin Laden's corpse, which was dumped into the ocean earlier today, was found in Bikini Bottom. The body was found by officials shortly after a report was made by Bikini Bottom resident Spongebob Squarepants after he and his friend, Patrick Star, found the body in Jellyfish Fields. At first, Bikini Bottom did not know what to do with the body, until Eugine H. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab suggested that they give him the body.

"I'll make MILLIONS!"
—Restaurateur, Eugene H. Krabs

When Mr. Krabs was asked about what he would do with the body, he simply replied "I am going to have me best fry cook, Spongebob, cook up some Krabby Patties to feed to me customers. I'll make MILLIONS!". When asked about Osama's brain, Spongebob told reporters that he plans to make Osama's brain into a nice bed for his snail, Gary.

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