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Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
Every time you think, you weaken the nation —Moe Howard
Saturday, March 25, 2017, 02:02:UTC)(
8 January 2008
Today, troops in Iraq were devistated to find, not only the Iraqi HQ in the most obvious place ever, but for the vaults to be filled to the brim with the original X-box consoles. After a quick phone call to Bill Gates, it was confirmed that after sales of the X-box stopped, Bill Gates sold the remaning consoles to the Iraqi's, who then learned of its destructive capabilities and decided to keep them a Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Now "safe" the American goverment plans to use these WMD's themselves for their, so called, Good Intentions. Unfortunatley without the proper carry case, the X-boxes weren't able to be safely carried. One of the soldiers dropped an X-box and the resulting blast whipped out Iraq and five other countries around it, including Iran, much to George Bush's amusement.
“I swear, I had no idea... I wasn't plotting for world domination or anything... I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky Nintendo!”
“Bill Gates...Now I got your name, it's time to kick your ass!”