Orange Man denies he's going bananas
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Friday, April 19, 2019, 12:35:UTC)(
4 April 2019
Washington, D.C., USA -- American President Donald Trump has caused confusion in the White House when at recent meeting he talked about paranoia, China and Robert Mueller's 'oranges'. The unofficial head of government Jared Kushner and his wife Ivanka Trump put down speculation that 'Papa Donny' was on the last stage of going completely loco.
My father knows what he is talking about, said an angry Ivanka. It's just that he is interrupted by negative energy emanating from Congress and the Democratic Party. My father had nothing to do with Russia and is completely innocent. He knows what an orange is and is not going bananas.
President Trump had appeared to be on an upward curve following the release of a heavily redacted final report submitted by Mueller as regards allegations of collusion, corruption and disorganised idiocy in 2016. Since then though Trump has talked about 'Robert Mueller's Oranges' which completely baffled everyone until they realised the president was talking about the Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report and where it originally came from. In a since deleted tweet Trump wrote:
There was no collision. I didn't see that banana truck coming straight towards me. Get Tim Apple on the phone. It's a big fat con job.
The Australian comedy duo Bananas in their Pyjamas denies it was them that had anything to do with Trump's mental state.