UnNews:Optimus Prime ressurected, Rodimus relieved.
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Optimus Prime ressurected, Rodimus relieved.
Straight talk, from straight faces
Wednesday, February 10, 2016, 00:57:UTC)(
13 December 2007
"I don't believe it," says Galvatron, current leader of the Decepticons. "I mean, fighting Rodimus was pretty damn easy, just steal his Matrix and he's Hot Rod again." Galvatron plans to step up the anti-Autobot campaign amongst his followers. "It's pretty unfair" says Decepticon follower Cyclonus. "In the nick of time, the Autobots always seem to be able to bring back their leader, but ours dies, and we're stuck with this freaking insane tyrant." Cyclonus denied further comment.
"It's quite a relief", says current leader Rodimus Prime. "With Optimus back, I can hand over the Matrix and hopefully be relieved of this burden". Ever since Hot "Rodimus" Rod "lit our darkest hour" in the heart of Unicron, he has led the Autobots for several years, though he has made some execeptionally poor choices throughout his career. However, Hot Rod may go back to college and complete his master's degree in accounting. Hot Rod's mentor and friend Kup is happy about this choice, but wonders if accounting is the right thing. Only time will tell if he is sucessful.