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Oprah gets Sex Change, Millions of American Housewives do the Same

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30 June 2008

Yesterday, Oprah Winfrey was flown in her private jet to a private clinic in Sweden to get gender reassignment surgery. After the news broke, sex change popularity in America went through the roof, with a reported 6000% increase in revenue at clinics that specialize in the procedure. It has also been confirmed that 90% of these applicants are housewives aged 35-45. We spoke with one such women on the matter and she had this to say: "I love Oprah. She's amazing. It's empowering to see a black woman rise the significance and influence that she has attained. She's my role model. I'd do anything for her, to be like her. This includes changing my body in such a drastic and dramatic way." When asked if she was more concerned with being like Oprah than being a good role model for her children, she responded: "Oprah? Did you say Oprah?" Now that Oprah is a man, her show will be moved to Spike TV and will be an action/monster-truck show. Men everywhere are now falling under her/his spell.

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