UnNews:Oprah, Bono feud over who's gooder
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Oprah, Bono feud over who's gooder
Truth doesn't "live here" — It's just camping out
Thursday, January 19, 2017, 00:37:UTC)(
17 March 2007
USA Oprah Winfrey, who recently opened a school for some disenfranchised African girls somewhere, has been noticed exchanging subtle barbs and such with Bono, who is well known for pointing at Africa on maps and globes and saying "this place needs some work" for which he has received attention despite always wearing sunglasses that make him look like a stolen car.
The conflict recently exploded in a direct confrontation that left over twenty people horrified as Oprah and Bono's love hate relationship (they love to hate each other) erupted in an exchange of photographs of disenfranchised people from Africa and such. Bono is believed to have narrowly won the exchange, but only time will tell if this conflict will end any time soon.
Though there have been no casualties in the Oprah Bono War, there has been a polarizing effect among the population of several countries, and the political ramifications of the issue of who is gooder, Oprah or Bono, may have unintended consequences for all of mankind, who has wisely stayed out of this nonsense.
Rumors of an attempt to stage a reality show to figure out who is gooder, Oprah or Bono, are possibly false, although, they could be true.