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UnNews:Everybody loves your mom
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TRIPAND FALLS, Indiana -- The word is out, everybody loves your mom. She's so totally awesome, she lets us smoke weed in the basement and set off kick-ass fireworks in the summer in her back yard.

Your mom introduced me to my girlfriend, who's also awesome. She got her girlfriend to do a three-way, and we have the best sex, totally, all the time. Sometimes your mom lets us all have sex in her house, when she goes out to visit elderly shut-ins. more...

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