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UnNews Editorial: When will Obama fight back against Monster Truck attacks?
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Barack Obama has been President for one week now, and the UnEditorial Board of UnNews is deeply troubled by the 44th Presidents lack of urgency in addressing the matter of attacka on Americans by Monster Trucks.

In the last week, two Americans have lost their lives in senseless Monster Truck Attacks.

These attacks have happened without provocation.

In one attack, a harmless child-spectator died when the Monster truck refused to obey its human master. The truck lurched into the grand stands, to feed on the body of a Colorado boy who was doing nothing but enjoying the show. His father, who was enjoying a box of popcorn witnessed the carnage. He is now a patient in a theraputic community. more...


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