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CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio -- Long-time affixed unit of the Church of the Sub-Genius Rev. Ivan Stang was not interviewed for this article. During the course of this non-existent interview much was obfuscate revealings of the true nature of this religious travesty.
The Church of the SubGenius™ has declared itself the way to enlightenment, so pissing from helicopters is illegal now. Livers in the petra-sub-division should file claims for winching by now or sooner. Smell?
Stang stang for in another furnace of desecration. Doubtless to refute the Novelty Porpoise referenced in yet another book by Wilson. Bruce Campbell acquired the leverage to forestall the ineffable brightness of non-being. It is for this and other reasons that his films featured the Necronomicon, loosening the dovetail process towards enlightenment. more...